Episodes

Oct. 7, 2023

A Spoopy Trek Wars Episode

Catspaw (Star Trek: TOS) vs. The Raich (Star Wars: Ewoks) Two Halloween episodes. Don't know how it happened, but both episodes are Halloween episodes. And we recorded this in October. __________________________ Get early, extended episodes on our...

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Sept. 29, 2023

Boy Dinner is a White Whale

The Doomsday Machine (Star Trek: TOS) vs. Home is Where the Shrieks Are/Princess Latara (Star Wars: Ewoks) Three episodes about being consumed by ego! Aspen goes on the record about child brides. We talk about muddled themes in Doomsday Machine....

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Sept. 15, 2023

Sexy Supple Natives

The Apple (Star Trek: TOS) vs. The Crystal Cloak/The Wish Plant (Star Wars: Droids) Ewoks re-pilots itself for S2! And Star Trek reheats a whole bunch of old episodes into a casserole of an episode. Aspen gets grossed out at …

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Sept. 8, 2023

Mirror, Mirror vs. The Great Heep

Mirror, Mirror (Star Trek: TOS) vs. The Great Heep (Star Wars: Droids) We've finished Droids! Aspen thinks The Great Heep (the episode and the character) is deeply terrifying. We dive deep into the unusually gendered KT-10 astromech droid. We also...

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Sept. 1, 2023

The Changeling That Is Dumbo

The Changeling (Star Trek: TOS) vs. Asha (Star Wars: Ewoks) Aspen loves The Changeling more than 2001. Also, Aspen and Kenny think that Asha is a GREAT episode of TV. Kenny marvels at the design of Nomad. Aspen points out …

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Aug. 25, 2023

BONUS - More Ahsoka Talk

Aspen LOVES Dave Filoni's Ahsoka show. Kenny thinks it is so bad, it's offensive. Together, they both have an existential crisis. Listen to them break apart in this follow-up to our Holdo Maneuver appearance. __________________________ Get early,...

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Aug. 25, 2023

Cross-Post: AHSOKA (Series Premiere - Parts 1 & 2)

This week Mike and Marc are joined by returning guests from Trek Wars, Aspen Webster⁠, and Kenny Madison to recap the first two episodes for the series premiere of the Disney+ Original Series ⁠AHSOKA⁠! Part 1: "Master and Apprentice" Part …

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Aug. 20, 2023

Cross-Post: WHO IS AHSOKA TANO | From Jedi to Rebel to Hero (Recap)

The wonderful (dad joke telling)https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFC2U46hEs2TFtXXGyARZeQ boys asked Aspen to guest for their Ahsoka recap episode this week! In preparation for the new Ahsoka series, they explore who Ahsoka was, who she became, what...

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Aug. 11, 2023

Barbie vs. Oppenheimer

PALETTE CLEANSER! Aspen & Kenny talk about a film with a protagonist reckoning with its legacy, having to see their own flaws and recognize that they accidentally enabled a fascistic entity that could lead to the end of everything. But …

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Aug. 4, 2023

Nerd-yelling and Gods-splaining

Who Mourns for Adonais? (Star Trek: TOS) vs. The Frozen Citadel (Star Wars: Droids) Kenny reveals how old Auren Yomm is. Aspen reacts appropriately. Aspen god-splains to us by pointing out all the inconsistencies of this week's Star Trek. Kenny …

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July 28, 2023

Amok Time vs. Ewoks: The Battle for Endor

Amok Time (Star Trek: TOS) vs. Ewoks: The Battle for Endor (Star Wars) We start S2 of Star Trek TOS in style - with our friend Marc Vibbert and Michael Sawran from https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFC2U46hEs2TFtXXGyARZeQ. This epic episode digs deep...

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July 14, 2023

This is a Show for Babies

Operation: Annihilate! (Star Trek: TOS) vs. Blue Harvest (Star Wars: Ewoks) Aspen and Kenny go off on toxic heteronormativity. Also, there are flying space raviolis. ———— Theme by https://linktr.ee/tosinplays Get early, extended episodes on our...

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July 7, 2023

Hope is a Thing You Practice

The City on the Edge of Forever (Star Trek: TOS) vs. Across the Roon Sea (Star Wars: Droids) Aspen and Kenny talk about the difficulty of writing Edith Keeler. Aspen expands on the lovely trope of found family in both …

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June 30, 2023

But What of Lazarus?

The Alternative Factor (Star Trek: TOS) vs. The Three Lessons (Star Wars: Ewoks) Kenny goes deep into the making of The Alternative Factor. Aspen points out basic themes to Kenny about The Three Lessons. And we somehow manage to talk …

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June 23, 2023

Sports is Battle

Errand of Mercy (Star Trek: TOS) vs. The Roon Games (Star Wars: Droids) This week, we have two episodes about PROXY WARS. Aspen attempts to come for Kenny's job as a researcher. Kenny talks about the...hem...INTERESTING politics of the Klingons …

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June 12, 2023

Spock Crying Is My Sexuality

The Devil in the Dark (Star Trek: TOS) vs. Wicket's Wagon (Star Wars: Ewoks) This week, we may have gone too far. Kenny draws out the parallels of industrialization wrecking both the Horta and Endor. Aspen talks how both eps …

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June 1, 2023

Capitalism, Existentialism, & Trade Routes

This Side of Paradise (Star Trek: TOS) vs. Tail of the Roon Comets (Star Wars: Droids) Aspen struggles with the notion of struggling in This Side of Paradise. Kenny talks about what makes something FEEL like Star Wars. And both …

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May 18, 2023

The Power of the Crone

A Taste of Armageddon (Star Trek: TOS) vs. Sunstar vs. Shadowstone (Star Wars: Ewoks) Aspen and I talk about MORALISM IN ART! Also, Logray the Shaman is a stone cold BAMF, which makes Kenny drag out one of his soapboxes. …

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May 3, 2023

BONUS — AHSOKA Trailer Reaction

The folks at Holdo Maneuver had Aspen and guest Kevin Coll on to talk Star Wars Celebration. And, more importantly...AHSOKA! Go support our friends at Holdo Maneuver by subscribing: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/holdopod/ ———— Support us...

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April 27, 2023

Space Seed vs. Coby and the Starhunters

Khaaaaaaan! We're back on format. Aspen walks us through her journey with the Mission: Impossible franchise so far. Kenny breaks down the etymology of the Tessellated Arboreal Binjinphant. We talk about Khan at GREAT length and how Space Seed holds...

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April 19, 2023

A Beginner's Guide to Star Wars and Star Trek

For the beginner in all of us! Aspen and Kenny give suggestions on where to start that's quick and easy. And, if you like that, we give you intermediate and expert suggestions also. Aspen also talks about the first Mission: …

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April 12, 2023

Star Wars Celebration vs. First Contact Day

A LOT of Star Wars news happened and a little Star Trek news happened. So Aspen walks Kenny through all of the things he should be excited about. Aspen provides a palette setter for the Ahsoka TV show, walks him …

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April 1, 2023

APRIL FOOLS - Stargate (1994) vs. Battlestar Galactica (2003)

Battlestar Galactica Miniseries (2003) vs. Stargate (1994) Content Warning: Gun Violence, Violence and Children Joel T. Partner ushers in the next phase of the podcast. We discuss how Rahm Emanuel plays a shell game with his pacing. Aspen teases out...

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March 22, 2023

The Phantom Menace vs. The Motion Picture

We break format and we compare these two seismic, but disappointing films. Kenny compares Roddenberry and Lucas, talking about the odd parallel development of these films. Meanwhile, Aspen looooves podracing and struggles to get through V'Ger. Who...

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